Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the seagull?

An annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying squawking sounds. It is imperative that you stay away from these gross "flying rats" because there is a high change that they will steal your food or shit on your head. Not a nasty sexual act, just a gross bird.

Person 1: A SEAGULL!!!
Person 2: AAAAHHHH *runs away* DON'T SHIT ON MY HEAD!

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the seagull - video


The seagull - what is it?

A manager who flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then craps all over everything and flies off again.

A seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.

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What does "the seagull" mean?

a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?

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The seagull - what does it mean?

Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective

Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss

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The seagull - meaning

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

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The seagull - definition

Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.

Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.

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The seagull - slang

Masturbating in your hand and then throwing it in someones face!!!

1. Did you seagul that chic
2. Yuuk, I just got seaguled by that asshole
3. Hey boys, lets go do some seaguling

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The seagull

A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.

She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...

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The seagull

when are you bunch you're fingers up like a seagulls beak and finger a girls vaginal like a seagull trying to pick up a potato chip off a Sandy beach.

ya man the seagull was a tight fit but I pecked at her pussy and got her off in minutes

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The seagull

the seagull is a maneuver for the "penis showing game" from the movie "Waiting" an uncircumcised guy takes both index fingers and middle fingers and stretches his foreskin open making it look like a seagull and taking his pinkies at the same time and holding his nuts up to make the wings

he flashed the seagull at the new guy within the first hour

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