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What is the parachute?
The best band in the entire world. They make great music and are smoking hot.
Dude did you go to the Parachute concert last night? They were banging!
the parachute - video
The parachute - what is it?
The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.
The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.
This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.
Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!
Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
What does "the parachute" mean?
Parachuting: When you're on a night out in a strange city without accommodation, and you endeavour to find somewhere to spend the night. Not necessarily "pulling" - for example, ending up at a house party and crashing on the sofa, sleeping on the floor of a hostel etc could be classed as "parachuting".
"Mate, which hotel did you book again?"
"I was thinking we could just do a bit of parachuting instead"
The parachute - what does it mean?
Coldplay's first album, simply their best, with good songs like "don't panic", "yellow", and "high speed". Will help sooth the mind
Dude 1- Man I need to chill know any good album that will help me?
Dude 2- Ya, Coldplay's Parachutes album.
The parachute - meaning
A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).
Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!
The parachute - definition
A method for consuming drugs in powder form. Toilet paper is used to create a very small pocket where the drugs are placed, twisted and subsequently swallowed. Less commonly, the parachute may be inserted into the anus or vagina, typically during coitus.
Dirtbag 1: Bro, you know I can't snort that my nose is blown out.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
The parachute - slang
The act of ingesting a powdered drug wrapped in toilet paper or another similar kind of thin paper so as to avoid the nasty taste of the substance. Another use for this method is for the drug to suppousedly "hit your system faster" which is not always the case.
I accidentally crushed a bean(MDMA), and i didn't want to snort it or waste it, so i decided to parachute it.
The parachute
Grinding up pills, wrapping them in a napkin, and swallowing the napkin as a method of administering the drugs. The high from parachuting last longer and is more intense than snorting, and generally thought of as safer than injecting.
"Yesterday I got 100mg of morphine, so I ended up grinding it up and parachuting it before English. God I love english."
The parachute
Ingesting a powdered substance, usually a crushed up pill, by wrapping it in some toilet paper and swallowing it.
Man, I just parachuted that E pill, it's gunna hit me alot faster.
The parachute
When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around.
Hey Mary, are you trying to use your pussy like a the parachute and jump off the roof again?!