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What is the landshark?A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her. John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy the landshark - videoThe landshark - what is it?Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by. What does "the landshark" mean?The state of being way to epic, brutal, legit, or un-pwnable. Typically a 'baby eater' or one who 'eats babies' I am a landshark, and do you know what landsharks do? eat babies The landshark - what does it mean?A shark thats swims in the gorund and chases you into the water, where there are normal sharks. So basically if you see a landshark you are 100% fucked in the anus. Kate-"Run Betty! There's a landshark and it's going to chase us into the water!" The landshark - meaninga policing nickname for a police dog, usually of a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois type due to their large teeth and tendency to bit people. Release the landsharks! The landshark - definition<;) The landshark - slangUltimate Frisbee term used to describe a member of the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee up their bottocks, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments. "She had no qualms using her brand new frisbee in her landshark" The landsharknoun - someone who bites on or uses a lot of teeth while administering oral sex to their partner. n. I know from experience that Rebecca is a landshark, she's always biting on people's dicks. The landsharkThe woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass. I landsharked your mom. The landsharkThe woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.” My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed by John Williams. Sometimes, I like to have the other person start a few rooms away so I can hear the entire thing before engaging in mutually satisfying sexual congress followed by waffles. |
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