Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the credit card?

to swipe your hand or random card through one's butt crack when the are not expecting it.

person 1: WTF was that?
person 2: I was just checking your credit with my credit card, it stinks.

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the credit card - video


The credit card - what is it?

Plastic passport to debt slavery. Let's face it, if you can't afford something by direct debit, does it make sense to take out a high interest loan for it? If you can't afford to pay for it now, will you be able to pay even more shortly later?

Madness! Credit cards lead to spiraling debt by encouraging a buy now, PAY through the roof later culture. Ease of use helps people forget that they're spending hard money, moreso than cash.

Can be ruthless in reclaiming spiraling debt, people have become bankrupt and lost house and home because of credit cards.

Often seduce impressionable people with an array of asthetic/colour options, promoting it as a fashion item to be flouted!

FACT: The collective personal debt of Britain is now around one trillion Pounds (£); that's greater than the entire external debt of Africa, Asia and Latin America combined! Talk about a credit card culture. The bubble will burst, with mass reposessions etc.

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What does "the credit card" mean?

An evil piece of plastic.

I'm homeless and I haven't eaten in eight days, but I think if I send in that Visa credit card application, I'll probably get approved!!!

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The credit card - what does it mean?

When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls

You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded

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The credit card - meaning

A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.

A credit card is donomic and should only be used when absolutely necessary or in an emergency.

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The credit card - definition

The worst mistake a college student can ever make is to get one.

Nuff said.

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The credit card - slang

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

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The credit card

When one takes their hand and wipes it up and down one's butt crack.

"That man just passed me and credit carded me!"
"Those people are credit carding each other."

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The credit card

The act of sliding your hand through one's ass crack.

When Sylvia was bending over, I was so tempted to give her a good ol' Credit Card

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The credit card

Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card

Eric gave Michael the credit card and then smelled his hand

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