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What is the castle?
AKA White castle, heaven on earth. Home to stoners, drunks, and hungry people. They sell burgers by the 30 piece!
Some Guy: Yo dawg, I'm crunked! Lets go to the castle!
Other dude: YEAH!
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The castle - what is it?
A castle is a large stone structure used in midieval times to protect against an oncoming force. Most lords and knights had one. Although castles were built to accomodate all of the people of the land in case of an invasion, people seldom lived in them, as they were cold, damp, and dreary.
In this day and age, though, it is possible to build a castle that is quite comfy to live in thanks to modern tecnology.
Most people who live in castles also have a collection of swords.
Oh, no! The Black Knights are attacking! Quickly, let us hasten to our castle to defend against this menace!
What does "the castle" mean?
Verb (to castle)
The act of supplementing one’s pint of ale or stout with some form of hard spirit, traditionally a whisky. The glass containing spirit sits alongside the pint, separately.
A punter of a drinking establishment who has a pint and a separate spirit on the go, simultaneously, is said to be drinking "castle kingside".
The term is derived from the chess move of the same name, whereby the king is moved two squares towards a rook (castle) on the player's first rank, then the rook is moved to the square over which the king crossed. The outcome leaves the king and rook side-by-side.
Josh: “You getting another round in Tom?”
Tom: “Yeah mate, same again?”
Josh: “Yeah. Castle mine if you will. I’ll slip you a fiver later.”
The castle - what does it mean?
Other pronunciations: temple.
Where the goddamn Light Warriors are going.
~Sardapedia
"Temple of Fiends."
"But that's a temple, not a castle."
"A temple's a kind of castle"
"That's all this book says. Over and Over, for hundreds of pages.
Yes. I know.
How foolish of me.
Yes. I know."
The castle - meaning
The state of being completely inebriated. The term 'castled' is a combination of the German word schloss which means castle and the term sloshed which means very drunk. Additionally, the term 'castled' is based loosely around the term housed for getting very drunk. When one gets castled they are a step up from getting housed as castles are larger than houses, implying that getting castled is drunker than getting housed.
Ace: Dude, what happenned last night? Did you tag that fugly chick??
Gary: I don't think so, no one was in my bed when I woke up but i can't be sure; I was totally castled last night.
Ace: Gary look at Jimmy, he is so castled right now he can't even keep his head up.
The castle - definition
Home, shack, casa or crib. Where you live. Even if you don't live in a castle (which most of us don't.)
"We can straight up chill at my castle yo."
"I wanna take you back to my castle baby."
The castle - slang
ABC's Castle, a television show starring Nathan Fillion as Richard Castle and Stana Katic as Detective Kate Beckett. Also known as 40minutes in which over half is Stana Katic/Katherine Beckett Hairporn.
Did you see the latest episode of Castle?
Yeah, that was some good Hairporn!
The castle
Fisting with an open palm, fingers curled in and upwards to resemble the prongs at the top of a rook chess piece.
My ass is a little sore from all the castling last night, but Trevor likes it!
The castle
That guy in the group who says some gay shit then turns around and says "what? I mean".
Guy 1: Ayeee wassup bro! How you been?
Guy 2: Bro i've been great god I swear I love you I mean um what?
Guy 1: bro you're such a Castle
The castle
the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.
Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.