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What is the bond?

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the bond - video


The bond - what is it?

Someone that has the last name of, bonds yet there not related to him at all. There whole life they hear Sh*tty jokes about James Bond, yet there last name is bonds.

Everyone: "Hey james hows it going?"
Bonds: "Shut the f*ck up. Im tired of these sh*tty jokes, if someone says one more "JAMES BOND" Joke I'm gonna kill myself."

End of example.

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What does "the bond" mean?

Originally was the act of having sex. But has expanded to meaning anything sexual.

oh word, i just bonded last night.

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The bond - what does it mean?

A classical group of four sexy European girls that play electric violins, a viola and a cello--guess that's called a string quartet--but the hot thing about them is that they dont just play classical pieces but rock songs from Led Zeppelin, and salsa too for you Latins. check them out at bondmusic.net

-Yo this group is sick, who are they?
-Bond
-Oh look at this, this girl plays an electric cello.
-Dayum

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The bond - meaning

To bond is to apply Gold Bond to one's testicles in an attempt to get the feeling of 1000 peppermint fairies dancing on your balls. Different varieties, strengths and combinations of Gold Bond can be used depending on the desired intensity.

Mark: Corey, man do you bond?
Corey: Heck yes I do. I like to start with the green bottle and finish off with the spray.
Mark: Wow you really know how to bond homie.

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The bond - definition

An underwear brand, most popular in Australia. Most Australians wear this brand of underwear, the classics being briefs and popular funky ones being Boxer-Briefs.

John: Oh man! Just got these new bonds!
James: Wow, what funky colours. Thank God for Bonds!

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The bond - slang

an elevated form of the word closeness, but with much stronger annotations.

Our bondness is deeper than anything that exists between even my closest friends. You are my everything.

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The bond

Moving around like James Bond. Walking along walls, rolling around on the floor, diving through doorways, etc. It's designed for stealth but generally makes more noise than just walking.

Stoner One: Dude we can grab munchies in the kitchen but my mom's asleep so be quiet

Stoner Two: Gotcha man, I'll bond it.begins to hum bond theme

Stoner One: NO YOU FOOL YOU"LL WAKE EVERYONE UP!

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The bond

Verb; gerund or present participle:bounding; Noun; bonding

Something that didn't happened;
Something you don't remember happening;

"we had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms! "
"nope, don't remember, didn't happen"

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The bond

To form a close emotional attachment with your homie or anyone specifically.
Also: A shared closeness with another person.

Hey bro how do you bond with yo homeboys.
Answer: Main bru me and my niggas bond by going to the strip club and watching bitches strip or we get together and watch football on Sundays, especially when the Cowboys play.
Damn that's a dope way to bond with yo niggas G.
Preciate it foo.

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