Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the Whomping Willow?

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

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the Whomping Willow - video

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The Whomping Willow - what is it?

jacking off

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

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What does "the Whomping Willow" mean?

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

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The Whomping Willow - what does it mean?

A violent orgy or sexual party

John So I walked in and my roommate was having a Whomping Willow on my bed!
Zac Better wash your sheets!

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The Whomping Willow - meaning

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

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