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What is the Verizon?Verb: To get taken to the cleaners, shafted or otherwise screwed over by a megacorp or government entity Comcast Verizoned me so so hard this month. WTF is a "broadcast fee"!?! And $15 extra for HD?? What a crock. the Verizon - videoThe Verizon - what is it?After the great telecom merger of 2005/2006, to combat the voice over ip menace brought forth by the cable companies, one company made up of parts from Southwestern Bell, Bell South, and AT&T emerged controlling 85% of all telephone lines in the USA. This leaves only 2 telephone companies in america, Verizon, and NOT Verizon. The name was chosen for simplicity sake, as now everybody knows what company your talking about. I just upgraded my DSL package. What does "the Verizon" mean?an archaic company that trades in cable internet and phone service. they force you to stay with them for two years and for what? their packages and prices were reasonable by 2002 standards but now as they are being surpassed by every other company they just start derping while the competition leaves them in the dust. 1. bill: I just got fios at my house! lets watch hbo. The Verizon - what does it mean?A place where you buy phones, tablets, iPads etc they sell Android, Apple, Samsung. Some people say they sell the best electronics William: Yo bro I just bought a new iPhone from Verizon! The Verizon - meaningThe Verizon is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and pulls out right before he ejaculates puts his penis to the the ear of the one who was giving head and comes in their ear while saying can you hear me now. Last night my girlfriend let me do The Verizon. The Verizon - definitionA large corporation that grossly overcharges you without warning, only for you to find out on the next monthly bill. When you try to call to fix it you are, of course, forwarded to "John in customer service" who is really Akhmed in India. *with heavy Indian accent* "Hello, this is John from Verizon customer service taking your call. How may I help you?" The Verizon - slangAmerican telecom service provider known primarily for getting only two things right: its network and its money. Best choice for those who have money to blow and often desperately 'need' to access Facebook in the boonies Damn it, my daughter blew through 40 GB of data with our Verizon service, she knows good and damn well that shit costs extra! The Verizon1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing. "Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's not happening" The Verizon1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money. My new cell has been severely verizoned. I can't even get my photos off of it without paying them. The VerizonA phone company that releases your private data to the government without a warrant, in violation of the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. "Verizon -- we'll never stop working against you." |
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