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What is the Super Mario?
When a female uses her own fingers, in her own ass, for the sole purpose of pulling them out and unsuspectingly swiping them across the upper lip of the guy (or girl) that she is hooking up with.
I was fucking this guy and he wouldn't stop squirming around, so I reached around and gave him a Super Mario.
I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.
the Super Mario - video
The Super Mario - what is it?
A Plumber for Nintendo who does Mushrooms and Has been doing them for almost 30 years or so. Every time, he stumbles in a endless Search of a princess that does not give a single shred of attention to him and Defeat this Turtle/Dragon/Dinosour/Ke$ha being who likes castles and Has been begging to get into The princesses Panties every time but most likely has because there is no way Bowser can wait that long for a peice of Ass. Mario usally can be found talking to his gay brother Luigi about Saving "HER" again for the 50th time and with his Slaves or the Toby/Tyrone-Named Midgets, "Toads" and their all the Same height and have the same voice. Sometimes Reggie Fills or whoever runs Nintendo would find Mario and Force to Play random Sports and Drive Go Karts or Be in a fighting Games that Have all of Nintendos Prositutes like Samus Aran, the most Succulent Truffle I have ever tasted
Kid that Never Played a Game: "Who is That, Daddy? Is that Super Mario?"
Dad: "Oh no, Hes High Again! We are leaving Son!
Kid: "But Mario looks like Hes Making a New Game! Super Mario Sexy time with Luigi!?"
What does "the Super Mario" mean?
Super Mario, despite his weight, macks it with the princess.
The Super Mario - what does it mean?
To jump on someone's head, resulting in a higher score and or whiplash.
What happened to your head? It's flat.
I got Super Mario-ed at the show last night.
The Super Mario - meaning
The super icon of Nintendo that takes shrooms to grow big while jumping around on bad guys, usually in very high strides. He also breaks blocks with his head, presumably he knows karate. No womder he kicks bowser's ass so much.
A saint who takes shrooms and hallucinates the weirdiest things while still being kid-friendly.
Bowser: Mha ha ha, I have captured the princess (again) and the stars.
*Super Mario walks in*
Bowser: Sh**
*Gets his ass kicked...again*
The Super Mario - definition
(N.) A 4 foot, 200lb. Italian Plumber from Brookyn, NY who's been in about 30 video games. The plumber, who's said to be in his early 40's today, is the mascot of Nintendo, as well as their oldest employee (next to Donkey Kong Sr.)
Today, I was a tad disapointed when I played Super Mario sunshine.
The Super Mario - slang
A Person who always seems to have a better story to tell or who has done the same thing you have, only better. Hence 1upping you.
John: " I learned how to play the guitar when I was fifteen."
Johns Friend: " Dude, I was playing the guitar, drums, and writing my own songs when I was eight."
John: " Hey Super Mario, why are you 1upping me."
The Super Mario
Leading Nintendo mascot.
Mario's alter-ego after munching on too many shrooms.
Luigi: Hey Mario
Mario: (Just finished his 4th shroom) That's a-Super Mario you son-of-a-bitch!
The Super Mario
you're not serious, are you?
if you don't know who super mario is, you deserve to get hit with a rock.
The Super Mario
The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide.
He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.
Mario's a drugged-up, pimped-out plumber.