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What is the Duck?
A form of scientific theory used in the popular movie: Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
We found a witch! May we burn her?
A witch? How do you know she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
A newt..?
I got better..
There is a simple way to figure out if she is a witch or not.
Witches burn, and what else burns?
Wood!
Yes, and wood floats. What else floats?
... A duck?
Yes! So if this woman weighs as much as a duck, than she is a witch!
the Duck - video
The Duck - what is it?
A truly evil creature with little to no remorse.
Guy: how are you?
Other guy: good.
Duck: *murders both guys*
What does "the Duck" mean?
A gullible or easily fooled person; an easy target for any kind of trickery.
Some examples:
- Someone who is an easy target for police
- Someone easily robbed or jacked
- Someone who won't retaliate or defend themselves
- Someone who is easy to con or run game on
- Someone who is fake
Originates from the act of duck hunting - the duck is easily hunted and taken out by the hunter.
"I hit a lick on that duck ass fool for 10 racks because his stupid ass didn't have a tool."
"That fuckin' duck let them people search his car and got pieced up."
The Duck - what does it mean?
the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.
taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you
The Duck - meaning
An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.
Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
The Duck - definition
The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up.
Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us?
Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
The Duck - slang
dude duck off
The Duck
A waterfowl.
But also, a funny person
T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window
H: I is a duck for sure
The Duck
When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
The Duck
Wow! Look at that water chicken go!
That's a duck, bro.