Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the Children?

singular of children..
as redefined by George W Bush

..."childrens do learn"
a typical response being..
"i knows they does"

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the Children - video


The Children - what is it?

The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.

Children: the worst STD.

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What does "the Children" mean?

Humans of school attending age,as redefined by the current U.S President George W Bush...
his assertion being that "Childrens do learn"
was he just quirkily answering his own question?
"Is our children learning?
surely that would have been...
"yes they is"

"As yesterday's positive report card shows,childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured"
..to which one might respond..
"oh they does do they ,when does it and are?"
U.K members ,see under Prescottism
or Prescott...oh the irony

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The Children - what does it mean?

Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"

children

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The Children - meaning

The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.

I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.

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The Children - definition

the walking and breathing ad for safe sex

i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children

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The Children - slang

When one or multiple children of your own or others are present.

" The kids have left, I have temporarily cured myself of childrenitis!"

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The Children

A demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.

Man, my children just killed Obama

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The Children

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.

Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"

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The Children

Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.

Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino

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