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What is the Amazing Race?
Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.
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the Amazing Race - video
The Amazing Race - what is it?
To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.
Ex: 1
"Did you watch CBS's Amazing Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."
Ex:2
"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."
What does "the Amazing Race" mean?
A contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons.
Several teams consisting of the same number of people (the more the better) are made beforehand. These teams will then compete to see who can smoke, drink, and eat the most, all at the same time. However, different chores can be spread out among different team members. For example, if somebody on one team is a tank when it comes to alcohol, but another person is a lightweight with beer but a regular stoner, the alcoholic may take on the stoner's beer load while the stoner takes on the alcoholic's weed load.
A team member is disqualified if they pass out, throw up, or voluntarily give up. The team itself may go on playing if members are disqualified until the team has no more viable members or runs out of things to eat, drink, and smoke. A team wins by either outlasting the other teams and being the last team with members playing, or by finishing a certain predetermined quantity of pot, beer, and food.
As always, people can and do change the rules to better suit their preferences. After all, it is all for fun.
#1 : Hey, 420's coming up. You know what that means?
#2 : What?
#1 : Gaddis is holding his annual amazing race!
#2 : Word!
The Amazing Race - what does it mean?
A contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons.
Several teams consisting of the same number of people (the more the better) are made beforehand. These teams will then compete to see who can smoke, drink, and eat the most, all at the same time. However, different chores can be spread out among different team members. For example, if somebody on one team is a tank when it comes to alcohol, but another person is a lightweight with beer but a regular stoner, the alcoholic may take on the stoner's beer load while the stoner takes on the alcoholic's weed load.
A team member is disqualified if they pass out, throw up, or voluntarily give up. The team itself may go on playing if members are disqualified until the team has no more viable members or runs out of things to eat, drink, and smoke. A team wins by either outlasting the other teams and being the last team with members playing, or by finishing a certain predetermined quantity of pot, beer, and food.
People can and do change the rules to better suit their preferences.
Guy #1: Hey it's 420! Know what that means?
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Joe is holding his annual amazing race!
Guy #2: Word
The Amazing Race - meaning
The ultimate contest of virility. Any number of male contestants deposit their seed into a cup, the contents of which are then swirled and loaded into a turkey baster. The course consists of a willing female participant, and the winner is determined 9 months later with the aid of a paternity test.
You, sir, may have an inch on me, but I dare say, my swimmers are stronger. I challenge you to the Amazing Race!
The Amazing Race - definition
A group of 2-4 guys separately jack-off into a cup, then mix it all together, and put it in a turkey baster. It is then put into a consenting girl's vagina and dispensed. The guy's semen that makes its way to the egg the fastest and impregnates the girl, wins (to be determined with DNA tests). The loser(s) has to raise the winner's child. If there are 3 or 4 total "racers", the left over losers have to raise the child in turns (a schedule is created at the preference of the losers, like who gets the kid on certain weeks). When the kid turns 15, the losers have to do rock, paper scissors, and the loser of that has to tell the kid the magical story of how he was born...LET THE AMAZING RACE BEGIN!!!
My buddy thought he was more of a man than me, so I challenged him to The Amazing Race...he lost, hahaha, what a bitch
The Amazing Race - slang
The Amazing Race is a reality-based television show produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and debuted in August, 2001. As of the present, it is on it's fifth incarnation.
The premise of the show involves 10 - 11 teams of two, who have a prior relationship be it dating, married, friends or family, travel around the world in a month competing in various challenges and picking up clues.
At each leg there is pit stop. Generally the last team to arrive will be elimated from the comptetion.
The prize? $1,000,0000 to the winning team.
The Amazing Race is better reviewed than other reality television shows and has won an Emmy award for Best Reality TV show.
It's better than Survivor because:
Amazing Race: Get to go around the world in many days
Survivor: Around an island in 29 days
Amazing Race: 6 Continents, many countries, many cities, thousands and thousands of miles.
Survivor: 1 island, two shelters.
Amazing Race: Nice resting places
Survivor: Sand and sticks.
See also Amazing Race.
this show reminds me of a 2001 movie called "Rat Race".
The Amazing Race
The Best Reality TV Show there is. It beat Survivor in the Emmys countless times.
The Amazing Race is probably the only reason why I watch TV nowadays.
The Amazing Race
Same as The Amazing Race, just without the word "the". No one cares about using it as the first word in the title anyways.
(The) Amazing Race is better than Survivor because:
Amazing Race: Get to go around the world in many days
Survivor: Around an island in 29 days
Amazing Race: 6 Continents, many countries, many cities, thousands and thousands of miles.
Survivor: 1 island, two shelters.
Amazing Race: Nice resting places
Survivor: Sand and sticks.
See also The Amazing Race.
Why the teams only fly around 6 continents and not the 7th one is because only researchers are down there of course.