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What is telecommuting?
1. To communicate with yourself using items such as phone, fax, e-mail; in attempt to appear busy or doing ones job.
2. Speaking aloud to the other you in the sub-conscience or quantum realm.
1. "I didn't have time to finish the report due to...hang on. I've got a call."
2. The weirdo on the street corner isn't talking to himself. He's reverse telecommuting.
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Telecommuting - what is it?
Bringing personal work to the office: paying bills, playing games and reading online newspapers on company time (OCT).
What does "telecommuting" mean?
the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.
I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!
Telecommuting - what does it mean?
telecommutants spend all or most of their workday at coffee chains, using computers or other telecommunications equipment. The mere cost of a latte and low fat chocolate twist entitles telecommutants to appropriate rent-free virtual office space to themselves with impunity.
"I'll get the coffee and you find us a table."
"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"
Telecommuting - meaning
The ability to find yourself fully surrounded by incompetent idiots while working from the comfort of your own home.
I may be working in my pj's, but through the magic of telecommuting, I'm still stuck dealing with these morons all day.