Definder - what does the word mean?

What is tapestry?

A phrase used either derogatorily or jokingly.

You're such a ninny tapestry!

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Tapestry - what is it?

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

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What does "tapestry" mean?

1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.

"Drew definitely has a tapestry"

"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"

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Tapestry - what does it mean?

1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.

"Drew definitely has a tapestry"

"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"

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Tapestry - meaning

A vertical carpet

Bro if you see a girl with a tapestry in her room, run.

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Tapestry - definition

A rug for a vertical floor.

A: hey, whats a tapestry?
B: its a rug you put on your vertical floor.
A: why?
B:just because i can.

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Tapestry - slang

One of those (wall art) things that you'd see hippies owning but really are used by (white) girls to make their room look cooler. They might also have fairy lights hanging with it and if that's the case, may lead guys to want to (fuck).

Daniel: Hey, wanna come over to my house?
Tyrone: yea sure
*comes over, sees tapestry*
Tyrone: damn shawty you want me to get ass naked because I already know what time it is

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Tapestry

A poster made out of cloth.

This tapestry looks like a poster made out of cloth.

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Tapestry

Clothing hanging on a wall with elephants on it.

Tony has tapestries hanging in his apartment, and so should Sara.

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Tapestry

a form of black magic used by mages in real life

my friend kept using tapestry on me by casting numerous spells which lowered my health points

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