A common slang term describing a person's state of being after consuming too much alcohol. Usally as a direct result of binging, effects include a sudden jolt of energy, lack of memory, poor decision-making, and loud obnoxious behavior. Also, there is an urge to go to local fast food restaurants and call you're ex.
Nick: Kayla, please ignore what I said last night. I was too damn surged last night at that party.
Kayla: Trust me, I will. You were rambling on about a bunch of nonsense and kept yelling.
1. A political euphemism for "escalation," itself a Vietnam-era euphemism for committing more troops to a failing military conflict. Term used by the G. W. Bush administration to disguise its lack of a coherent military strategy in Iraq and stop the public from realizing that American lives are being wasted by a whining frat-boy psychopath and a gang of brain-dead neo-con draft dodgers.
2. Any desperate last-minute manuever used to stave off inevitable disaster.
1)A word that was produced after Karl Rove ejaculated on a focus group.
2)Code word from Newscaster. When spoken it is a signal that means "This newscast has no ability to offer you anything but already chewed vomit. Please find another news source if you want to find out what's going on. You are looking at an image that bears no resemblance to any shred of honesty of moral conscience. Look away, look away!"
3)A juicy sounding word that distracts from more boring words like "Effective self-governance," "Competent War and Crisis Management," "Stemming of obsene corruption by friends of the administration," "incompetence," "Hey! We have no idea what were doing, and still our bank accounts are growing! Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah! Look over here! Can't see us through the smoke screen of great words like 'surge' 'war on terror' 'mushroom cloud' 'georgie's Mushroom cap'."
1)"Whoa!" cried the group as they were covered with Rovejuice. "That was some surge!" panted KR as he swabbed his member with a damp cloth. "How does that grab ya?"
The dials all rotated to quickly to the right, so that they might escape this madman.
2)Tim Russert asked the panel on "Meet the Press" how the surge was going. This was his cue for us Russert fans to turn to Emeril on the "Food Channel," a show where Russert was co-producer.
3)The bandits had Jimmy and I at gunpoint, but Jimmy thought quick. "Surge!" he yelled, pointing at the door. The gunmen looked over, and we knocked the guns from their hands. By the time the police arrived, it was all over but the shouting.