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What is super bowl?The Gayest Overrated Thing On Earth. Millions Of American Men Sit On There Couch Screaming At The T.V Drinking Bear And Jumping Up & Down Every Time Some One Uses There HANDS To Catch Something. Play Breaks Down Every 30 Seconds And Any One Who Is Not An American Fag Has Already Turned Over Or Fell Asleep By Half Time. Supposedly For "Real Men" Because Of The Shit Load Of Protection They Wear. The Actual Event Itself And What They Do At Half Time Is Actually More Interesting Than The Supposed "Game" That Is Being Played. turd American Fag Number 1: "Oh My God Did You See The Super Bowl?!" super bowl - videoSuper bowl - what is it?The Super bowl is the crowning of the best American football team in the world. If the rest of the world doesn't want to watch American football then don't, no one is forcing you to. We don't say shit about rugby or whatever the fuck you play, why do you? English people dont get that Americans don't give a shit about what they think. What does "super bowl" mean?Noun. A large sporting event that keeps the male of the species fixated on their television screens and in perfect health for its duration. At the end of the game, those in imperfect health resume the regular rate of calls for oxygen, ambulances, and other health services across the nation. This factoid is documented at answering services for these providers everywhere. The annual football competition so named. For example: The Super Bowl was held in Detroit in 2006. Super bowl - what does it mean?The most accurate depiction of the American lifestyle, which includes consuming, yelling, flashy lights, and idolizing overpaid mongoloids who contribute nothing to society. All while ignoring important issues in the world around them. Jackass: Hey, you gonna watch the super bowl this weekend? Super bowl - meaningThe super bowl is an overglorified football game and the culmination of the professional football season. This also involves many ads which account for more of the duration of this event than the game itself. These ads are often moronic and often involve half-nude chicks. There is also a halftime show where shitty music acts perform their bubble-gum songs. And perhaps, 'entertain' the men. GAME: This year, its the Seahawks versus the Steelers. Super bowl - definitionA gigantic helping of breakfast cereal, typically from 4-9 oz. Topped off with lots of whole milk. "Damn man, I am sooooooooooo full right now. I had a Super Bowl for breakfast!" Super bowl - slangn. Excellent full pipe of hash, opium etc. Dude! That super bowl on the weekend was superb! Super bowlName for the biggest professional sporting venue, the National Football League (NFL). The Super Bowl debuted in 1966. Since then it has become the biggest event in all of sports. With the number of spectators in attendance, the amount of revenue created through t.v. ads/commercials, high profile celebrity attendance, and t.v. ratings that surpass any other sporting championship ratings. Coach Vince Lombardi won the first Super Bowl, coaching the Green Bay Packers. The Pittsburgh Steelers won the latest Super Bowl in Super Bowl XL (40) in 2006. Super bowlthat thing that patriots lost the patriots went 18 and 0...and then lost the super bowl...to the GIANTS Super bowlThe only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials. Did you see the Reno 911 trailer during the Super Bowl? That movie's gonna rock!! |
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