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What is stupid drink?
The drink between drinking and drinking too much.
The drink between awesome ideas and awesomely bad ideas.
The drink that ends your night quicker than picking a fight with the bouncer.
You know you're at your stupid drink when:
-You can't taste your beer.
-You are staring at yourself with a stupid grin in the bathroom mirror.
-Your shot is on fire.
-You're slurring your words.
-You're dancing with an inanimate object.
-You're standing in front of a tattoo shop.
-Someone just ordered the second round of kamikazes.
-You just told someone, "I love you, man."
-You are dancing and you think you look good.
-You are talking about racism, religion, politics, or philosophy.
-You are singing to a terrible song on the radio and you think you are impressing people because you know the words.
-You think you can leap tall buildings and outrun trains.
stupid drink - video
Stupid drink - what is it?
1 oz. 1980's John Hughes male antagonist haircut.
2 oz. Peanut butter (low budget dog commercial formula) for the presenters mouths
1.5 oz. of vagueness and outdated 1990's spokespeople
A dash of unfair CEO influence
Serve on ice and garnish with the indignation of the NSAC
that stupid drink is going to be hard to swallow