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What is stoning?

reference to the Almighty Black P. Stone Nation in Chicago. Basically saying "on god" but promising truth by swearing on the gang

imma handle it, on stone

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Stoning - what is it?

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

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What does "stoning" mean?

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

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Stoning - what does it mean?

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

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Stoning - meaning

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

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Stoning - definition

to hide somewhere and whip tiny stones at on coming vehicles the run to safety.

me and my freind were stoning these cars under the bridge

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Stoning - slang

verb. the act of smoking marijuana

"dude, i love stoning" -sarah
"let the stoning begin!"-nichole

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Stoning

An epiphany while stoned.

I'm having a stoning: there will be a time when A.D. stands for After Differences.

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Stoning

A form of capital punishment in which the criminal is pelted with stones until dead. In Judaism and Muslim cultures, stoning is administered as atonement for sins such as adultery, murder, and prostitution.

"...there is (a punishment) of one hundred lashes and then stoning (to death)." Extract from Kitab Al-Hudud (Islamic Traditions)

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Stoning

The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*

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