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What is stockholders?
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A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore
My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome
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Stockholders - what is it?
This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.
Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!
Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!
Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
What does "stockholders" mean?
People that run the United States and elect our Presidents.
When stockholders can't make enough money in there companies they elect a President to start a war.