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What is stimulus package?
In Cannabis culture, a stimulus package is when you add herb to the top of the bowl to keep it going.
Person 1: holding the bowl: I think the bowl is dead
Person 2: I guess you’ll just have to give it a stimulus package
stimulus package - video
Stimulus package - what is it?
When one's fuck up goes in his/her favor.
To be rewarded for something you really didn't do.
To want someone to give you something you really don't need or deserve for free.
This has been said around at my job recently.
"I can't believe I got that $200 stimulus package on my check because I forgot to clock out two days ago."
OR
"Obama should give me a free designer handbag stimulus package."
What does "stimulus package" mean?
A sexual act where one partner inserts his/her pointer and middle finger in a women's pussy while also inserting the pinkie in the woman's asshole. While the fingers are in, the partner will then use the thumb to rub the clitoris. This causes the most possible stimulation in a small package.
I'll give her the stimulus package, bitches love stimulus packages
Stimulus package - what does it mean?
A very sad excuse at hiding tax cuts behind a scheme that's supposed to help the economy but ultimately doesn't.
Prop 24 will make the rich business pay their damn taxes, and will give us poor a break. It's basically the opposite of the stimulus package.
Stimulus package - meaning
Hey baby, do I have a stimulus package for you..
My stimulus package is bigger than yours.
If i dont get my stimulus package unleashed, the economy might collapse.
I woke up with a huge stimulus package this morning.
Stimulus package - definition
A bill passed in 2009 with the underlying premise that we can borrow money, spend it, and it will make us all richer by "stimulating" the economy such that we can pay it all back and more.
The bill's official name is the "American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA)", which was a forced compromise between the Democrats who wanted to call it the "You Have to Print Money to Make Money Act" and the Republicans who wanted to call it the "Screw our Children with Massive Debt Act"
Reporter: "President Obama, with unemployment continuing to rise, how do you know that this Stimulus Package is even working?"
Obama: "Because without it, job loss would have been far worse and the economy even more depressed."
Reporter: "Wait, how could you possibly know that?"
Obama: "I have a team of people with impressive credentials that told me so after I told them I didn't like their first answer and to give me another answer or be fired"
Reporter: "But, if we can really 'stimulate' our economy by borrowing future earnings and spending it now, wouldn't it just make sense to do this constantly so that our economy is always 'stimulated' and we all become filthy rich?"
Obama: "I like this reporter - Rahm, add him to my cabinet"
Rahm Emanuel: "Uh, sir, I think he's being sarcastic..."
Stimulus package - slang
Nancy cancelled her plans for the evening, as she would be staying in tonight and watching CNN. Her latest stimulus package had arrived.
Stimulus package
You want Obama to give you his stimulus package?
I split mad pussy with my huge stimulus package.
Your mom loves my stimulus package.
Stimulus package
1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth
2. dildo
1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
Stimulus package
When a new restaurant or store, especially a well-known one that didn't previously have any outlets nearby, opens and is always busy.
- "Bro, have you been to the new Five Guys yet?"
- "No dude, every time I walk by the line is out the door. It's basically a stimulus package!!"