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What is step mom?
1. The hottest cheerleader in your high school class that your rich old dad just married and moved into your house and you can't stop thinking about boinking.
2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.
1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"
2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!
step mom - video
Step mom - what is it?
Someone who CAN be nice sometimes. But many people hate their step mom's. I actually like mine, she is actually really nice.
Bob: "I hate my step mom. She's a whore."
Me: "I actually like my step mom, she is really nice."
Bob: "Dude, you're a dick."
What does "step mom" mean?
lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late
friends mom chill
step mom what are you doing ?!?
Step mom - what does it mean?
A woman who by her own choice loves and cares for her husbands child/children. A stepmother is the mother in her household. Gods gift to some children to make up for the loser mothers that gave birth to them.
She is the worlds greatest Step mom.
Step mom - meaning
The wife of one's father. Not the biological mom whom actually gave birth to the child but the one who sometimes...... not always though, provides half of the financial, emotional, and moral support for a child that is not from her loins. Such women will also provide a loving, disciplined, and stable structure for the step kids while the bio mom collects a tidy sum in child support(even for months when dad and stepmom have the child) sleeps with a plethora of different men (sometimes providing the stepchild with a new half sibling) and parties like a rock star.
I have to go spend the summer with my dad and stepmom. We can't go to Disney World though because my dad has no money cause my mom gets it all.
Step mom - definition
bill:your step mom is a bitch
will:i know
Step mom - slang
a stupid dumb ass hoe that everyone hates and and bitch and only there for your dads money
bill:your step mom is a bitch
will:i know
Step mom
Someone who tries to act like shes your mother. who is a socontrolling. One who always thinks she knows whats best. She is the one your dad is in love with but acts like a total bitch. She is always being nosy and when you aren't trying to be friends with her she goes to your dad and acts like the victim. She is the most frustrating person you will ever meet. And she always says that "One day you will thank me"
I feel like Cinderella, with how my step mom is acting.
Step mom
an evil being whose sole purpose is to make her step childrens' lives as miserable and unenjoyable as possible until the child can't take it anymore and moves out, leaving the step mom with the house, the car, and the finantial stability. She is also seen as "sweet" and "caring" by people who do not know her personally.
My step mom called me a royal bitch yesterday for no reason at all.
Step mom
The most frustrating person you'll ever meet. She can be lit sometimes but 5 seconds later she'll be screaming at you from some dumb shit. You may even be chilling on the couch and she'll degrade your existence. She can't keep her mouth shut for a minute and just says whatever the fuck she wants. You're dad won't do shit because he doesn't want taste her wrath for good reason.
You: (just on your phone in your room)
Step mom (little devil) : (BANGS DOOR LIKE SHE WANTS TO KILL IT OR SOMETHING)
You: What the fuck
Stepmom: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO LAZY! YOU DON'T DO SHIT! I AM HOLDING UP THIS HOUSE AND YOU'RE ON YOUR LIL PHONE TEXTING ALL YOUR FRIENDS! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE BY YOURSELF?! GOD YOU ARE SOOOOO USELESS I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR DAD DEALS WITH YOUR ASS!
You: What the fuck
Step mom: (Slams door and continues to scream how "useless" you are)
You: What the fuck
You: Do you hear this shit dad
Dad: Same thing happened to me 5 minutes ago