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What is stage fright?
The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.
I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!
stage fright - video
Stage fright - what is it?
When someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the "go"
P1 -"Someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"
What does "stage fright" mean?
The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.
Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin
Tom - Sweet!!
Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me
Tom - Shit that sucks
Bob- You're telling me!!
Stage fright - what does it mean?
The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.
Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.
You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.
Stage fright - meaning
Can be used in two terms
1. Happens when two males stand next to each other to urinate, usually they cannot. This is called stage fright
2. Happens usually on first time intercourse but can happen in other times of intercourse...
When the male wants to have intercourse with the female, but his penis does not.
Instead of staying/getting erect, his penis denies him the privilege.
Girl: want to have sex?
Boy: Errr Yeh!!
Boys penis: PENIS SAYS NOOOO
Boy: Your such a dick
Girl: Awww you've got Stage Fright!!
Stage fright - definition
The inability to use public bathroom stalls or urinals because of you feeling very uncomfortable or embarrassed
I hate going to the bathroom in public I always get stage fright
Stage fright - slang
The act of being sick, vomiting.
Pat's ill, she's just got stage fright all over the bathroom floor.
Stage fright
An inability to defecate resulting from an excess of chaos in one's environment.
(Shouted through a bathroom door) Would you shut up? You're giving me stage fright!
Stage fright
The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.
"Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"
Stage fright
Period of time that elapses when two males stand next to each other at a urinal to pee. This extended elapsed time before the piss comes out only occurs because of the presence of the stranger next to you and disappears when the muscles finally relax (or the other person leaves).
I stood at the urinal for 5 minutes because i had stage fright.