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What is squatch?
to have a go? have a piece of, say, an object like cake
gies a squatch of yer wine?
gies a squatch of your phone?
squatch - meme gif
squatch - video
Squatch - what is it?
a universal word used for any cuss word that you don't want to say.
Shut the squatch up you mother squatchin squatch.
What does "squatch" mean?
The amount of wrapper and plate build-up after you smoke.
That's a nice squatch you have on your coffee table.
Squatch - what does it mean?
The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.
ugggghhh breh I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch a brewin
Squatch - meaning
A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth.
The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)
Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye...meet me behing the bar eh?"
Squatch - definition
n. - a leech, or a bum / vagrant. one who intrudes on others' resources.
v. - to steal (less common)
n. - "who was that squatch at riordan's party last night drinking all the beer?"
v. - "let's squatch that vodka"
Squatch - slang
a gross, big, tall, smelly redneck who tries to inch his way into your friend group by repeating jokes and phrases that he doesn't understand the context of.
Squatch: Boy do I love emo music and hating myself!!!
Edgy Teen: Shut up, you're a SQUATCH!!
Squatch
an abnormal unfreakishly large bitch. In height and in weight. Like if she looks like Kendrick Perkins. You know can't be too skinny and can't be too large. Just bulky, solid. Like she could play small/power forward in a 3-on-3 game.
1. Damn Squatch can you back the fuck up so I can see the sun.
2. Squatch, can you change that street light for me.
Squatch
The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.
ugggghhh breh, I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch brewin bruh
Squatch
another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.
Can also be used as a title or proper noun.
Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!