Definder - what does the word mean?

What is splortch?

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

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Splortch - what is it?

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

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