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What is soothing?

A game in which Kool n' Soothe cold compress pads are used for the enjoyment of many. The aim of the game is to hit a body part of another player

5 points for a headshot
10 points for a cunt or cock shot
3 points for arms
2 points for chest/ stomach

alternatively, just try to inflict as much cold pain as possible.....enjoy

Kool n' Soothe Slapsies - the coolest game in the world

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Soothing - what is it?

An alternate way of saying 'calm your balls', or simply 'calm down'. Used when someone REALLY needs to eat a Snickers, but there are none available.

"Can you seriously believe what just happened?!" "Whoa, soothe your boobs, it's not a big deal."

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What does "soothing" mean?

Self-soothe

Verb:
(very much a doing word).

(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.

Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.

Primary Definitions.

Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.

New Age Defintion

2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.

Most Common Defintion

3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.

1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."

2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.

3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.

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Soothing - what does it mean?

A fancy way to say "so to speak"

Buddy, pal, chum, friend, I would be quite appreciative if you were to cease your shitfuckery as soon as conceivably possible, even for a mere five minutes. I am, sooth forspokenth, tired of your fucking shit.

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Soothing - meaning

Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.

Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.

"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."

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Soothing - definition

Short for forsooth. See also ro.

You like furnaces? I do too, forsooth!

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Soothing - slang

Rural Tamil slang meaning buttocks/ass.

My sooth is burning.

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Soothing

Appropriate response after hearing a compliment. Used in a way similar to "burn", but is used after a compliment rather than an insult.

Person 1: "Dude, you look nice today."
Person 2: "Thanks!"
Person 3: "Soothe!"

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Soothing

To be relaxing similar to marinating and chilling

The lads and i were soothing out last night

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Soothing

A big, huge boner is sometimes referred to as a soothing.

"Look at you. You've got a soothing."

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