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What is somatic?
A "new age" form of massage in which women can fool themselves into thinking touching other men's Penises is not cheating when it fact it clearly is. If you are getting paid for this it becomes a euphemism for prostitution.
"Hey! My wife is taking classes in Somatic Massage and thinks it's not cheating even though she jerked off three dudes"
"Woo-Hoo! I hope she got a $3000 tip for doing that!!!"
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Somatic - what is it?
Highfalutin sexual or sensual state or activity. Holistic intimacy... Often used by sex providers in craigslist ads.
Somatic massage
What does "somatic" mean?
an abbreviation of 'something'.
"do you fancy doing somat at the weekend?"