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What is snow storm?
An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.
Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.
It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.
Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.
snow storm - video
Snow storm - what is it?
When a women start to lactate upon orgasm.
I brought her to a powerful climax and she started snow storming.
What does "snow storm" mean?
Brandon's (Shreddus Maximus) solo project campaigned in the 80's in and around the Corpus Christi area. Headed by Brandon "Shredus Maximus" (lead guitar) and "Oreo" (Drummer) formerly of "Pistols and Petals". The apex of the bands career was a 70 minute guitar shred/solo by "Shredus Maximus" while "Oreo" went into a epileptic fit/trance for the duration at the Battle of the Bands '86. The band rocked hard and partied even harder, which eventually led to the downfall of Snow Storm. When the band got so blown out they could not pronounce their own names or hold up their instruments they knew it was the end. Also see "waste of rock talent".
Damn did you hear Snow Storm rip that shit up at the bar last night? Yeah so hard they made a fuckin' blizzard bro.
Snow storm - what does it mean?
Snow storm is lesser known version of a chimpout but with white people. Its when a large group of angry white people show their ignorance and act out in a non-human manner. Usually at political rallies or demonstrations, concerts, sporting events, and sometimes just a couple of individuals in a restaurant.
PERSON ONE: "Man you see that craziness happening at that Tea party rally, so much ignorance."
PERSON TWO: "Yea, it was a total Snow Storm.
Snow storm - meaning
When a white person acts irrational and illogical and shows their ignorance. Usually saying racist things and blaming their failures as a human being on everyone else but themselves.
Generally an emotional outburst, typically beginning with "I would like to speak to the manager"
White woman: "I would like to speak to the manager, I have never been treated so poorly in my life. I'm going to sue you and everyone here."
Black person 1 whispering to black person 2: "oh here we go, this bitch is about to start snow storming"
Snow storm - definition
When a guy cums in a womans butthole while she is upside down butthole sticking towards the sky and the woman farts and creates a snow storm.
I didnt want to get her pregnant and wanted a scene so i gave her a snow storm
Snow storm - slang
An excuse for people to skip work and rush to the grocery store to buy unwanted items such as bread milk and eggs
Jamie : Wow did you hear about the Snow Storm this weekend!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!
Snow storm
A large group of white people, generally male.
i.e. Tasse and Lana walked into Cabin, the local country club, and immediately muttered, "there's a snow storm here tonight." They left shortly after.
Snow storm
I was going to eat that girl out last night, but she had a snow storm going on
Snow storm
1. N.- Traditionally referred to as Bukkake. When mutiple men stand around one woman and repeatedly ejactulate onto her face. see snowstorm
2. N.- Heavy snow fall.
1. Look at that bitch caught in a snow storm! Asian porn is weird!
2. Looks like the snow storm cut the power!