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What is smootherate?
Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
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Smootherate - what is it?
To overcome any adversity or minor difficulties with ease.
Ah man I didn't bring my packed lunch to work today but you just smootherated it for me with that ham sandwich!
The way she touched my bleeter I knew she could smootherate me for life.
What does "smootherate" mean?
whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!
Smootherate - what does it mean?
A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".
Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
Smootherate - meaning
Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.
When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.
smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs
Smootherate - definition
One who's sole focus is to seek out and comfort, console and or befriend a Baby Mama with the single purpose of getting an easy lay.
The helpful dog smoother carried the baby mama's heavy diaper bags to her car.
Smootherate - slang
A slang term for an iron.. as it smoothens pants
That bitch hit me off the dome with a smoother.
In Home Alone, a smoother was dropped on Marv's head.
Smootherate
A metro sexual type man who shaves his body to attract the opposite or same sex.
Hey Jamie , look at that fucking smoother.
Smootherate
A way to quantify how smooth you are
Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.
Smootherate
I was tryin' to get some stank on my hang down and da bitch hit me wit the smoother. You know fer smoothin' da clothes. As seen on the TV show Cops.