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What is simon cowell?
A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
BASTARD Simon Cowell
simon cowell - video
Simon cowell - what is it?
A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.
Simon Cowell does not need a definition
What does "simon cowell" mean?
A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.
Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?
Simon cowell - what does it mean?
A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor
Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)
Simon cowell - meaning
The only judge on American Idol that gives constructive critisism and an honest opinion. He's the entire reason for watching this show that was lame from the start. He wears tight black shirts (most of the time) and likes to tease Ryan Seacrest. That washed-up pop diva Paula Abdul is just one more punch on the arm away from getting Britishly bitchslapped by Mr. Cowell.
*No apologies to the American public are necessary.*
Simon Cowell: I hated it.
Paula: Oh, grow up! *punches Simon on the arm for the 50th time that episode*
Simon: THAT'S IT! *backhands Paula* Now you'll REALLY need those painkillers.
Simon cowell - definition
Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.
That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.
Simon cowell - slang
One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth
::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::
randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)
paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)
simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)
Simon cowell
A 44 year old man who's straight and going out with the wrong person. Always flirts with American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, and makes fun of Ryan Seacrest. Judge currently on American Idol and used 2 be on Pop Idol, does alomst absolutely nothing and makes millions.
Are u in love with Paula Abdul like Simon Cowell?
Simon cowell
disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.
one directionphobic.
if you are cowbell seek help.
human: who are you?
the creature: im simon cowell
human: bye-
Simon cowell
verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"