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What is shoulda bought a honda?
When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.
Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!
shoulda bought a honda - video
Shoulda bought a honda - what is it?
When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision
Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!
Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!
Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!