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What is shorn?
When everything just feels off or indifferent, or sometimes the opposite. It depends on the situation.
"Man, I wish things are like they were before."
"Yeah, ever since the leader got fed up over some minor things, everything just changed."
"He's kind of a SHORN"
"Indeed"
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Shorn - what is it?
That guy straight shorned me!
What does "shorn" mean?
The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
Shorn - what does it mean?
A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.
Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.
Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.
Shorn - meaning
A word particularly effective when exaggerated (SHHOOOOORRN-ZZZ)and pronounced in a deep/bassy voice.
Usually uttered/bellowed in situations of enormous bordem and/or insanity.
Dates back to the times of "King Glegluna" (1376 - '84 - Mongilia)
The word was bellowed through a large horn, which marked the day that it was legal to breed Wombats with Grey Hounds.
1) 4:30am on a Sunday night, slight drizzle, piercingly cold wind, the night has been used up... Gazing into an empty McDonalds Carpark, look left.. stillness.. look right..at your friend sitting in the car next to you, hands on he's ears, head down, leaning an inch away from the horn.
Look forward.. nothing.. stillness.... when all of a sudden you see something move in your peripheral vision to your right.. you look over and your friend is looking at you with a look of crazed insanity mixed with desperation.. he looks forward, takes a deep breath and lets out a bellowing.... "SHOOOOOORRRNNSSSS!!!"
2) a word that may provide a code name for a certain person, place, or thing.
eg. Man 1 - "Where are you going Frank?"
Man 2 - "Settle the fuck down Steven! I'm going to Shorns house to get a cappucino, you comin?"
As you can see in this particular scenario, "Shorns House" has been applied to the word "Maccas", or "McDonalds"
Shorn - definition
Intercoursed in the anus with a corn husk
"No! I don't wanna get shorn!"
Shorn - slang
Well manicured, tightly shaven or trimmed.
Seeing her shorn pussy he had no other choice but to dive in and feast upon the spoils!