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What is shlongs?
Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
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shlongs - video
Shlongs - what is it?
matt really loved the guys shlong.
What does "shlongs" mean?
When something is both short and long.
That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)
Shlongs - what does it mean?
extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs
Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!
Shlongs - meaning
A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.
I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!
Shlongs - definition
Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Aka: Sarah T
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
Shlongs - slang
a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.
mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love
Shlongs
What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.
I had one NICE ride on that shlong.
Shlongs
Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
Shlongs
short pants featuring extra long legs
Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs