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What is shit on lock?

a persons dread locks grown into one dread lock so shit lock

shit lock. what ever happend to that hippy shit lock?

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Shit on lock - what is it?

1. N: Feces in a series.
2. N: a person who is slowing you down when you have to shit really bad.
3. N: a man or women who enjoys a person deficating on their face.

1. after an hour serveral shit locks clogged my toilet.
2. Dude stop being such a shit lock and let me go to the bathroom.
3. Darrin you sick shit lock get away from me i will not deficate on your face!

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What does "shit on lock" mean?

When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.

Mike: Dang, that big 'ne looks HOT!
Erich: No way, man. That ass has shit locks!

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Shit on lock - what does it mean?

For people who talk shit on the Internet because their keyboards are stuck on shit.

You should really put the shit lock off on you keyboard because you are talking bull!

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Shit on lock - meaning

when your ass hair grows out nappy and forms dreadlocks, therefore collecting shit on them

man i havent shaved my ass in years, yesterday i checked out my ass, and i found shit-locks

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Shit on lock - definition

Dred locks that look shitty on someone.

Nigga those ain't dredlocks, they SHITLOCKS!

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Shit on lock - slang

A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.

"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."

"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"

"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."

"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."

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Shit on lock

its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.

i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work

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Shit on lock

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.

OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"

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Shit on lock

Having control of the situation. Being the best at somthing. Not worried about somthing.

Brad: "How are you doing in that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I got that shit on lock."

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