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What is shert?
A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
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Shert - what is it?
A "shik-shert" is the female, non-Jewish soulmate of a Jewish person.
It is a portmanteau of Yiddish words "shiksa" meaning "non-jewish woman" and "bashert" meaning "destiny" (often used as slang for "soulmate").
I want to propose to my shik-shert, but I am afraid my bubbe will never speak to me again.
What does "shert" mean?
After engaging in Anal sex, a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart and sperm comes out (blend of sperm and fart). Often initially thought of as a shart, however after investigating, no shit is present, only sperm.
Last night my boyfriend and I engaged in anal sex. This morning I thought I sharted, but after going to the bathroom I realized I just sherted!