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What is shams?
Ebonics slang. Though it doesn't have a literal meaning, it's usually just used to announce your presence.
Moe: SHAM SHAM!!
Me: Ah fuck, it's Moe. Man, Zac's such a pussy when he tries to flatter Moe and doesn't back me up when Moe puts me down.
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Shams - what is it?
The prince of all bad-ass, geniuses. Also referred to as the Boss.
The guy all females want in their bedrooms. The guy that knows how to pleasure all parts of the woman's body. He is the ultimate athlete, sexy, good-looking, and intelligent above intelligence.
This guy makes rocket scientists piss their pants, with his above normal intelligence. Some theorize that he is part of the Illuminati.... or a different, gifted race on earth. At the same time, he is compared to Tupac, and other revolutionary figures. He is the definition of cool, and puts Thug-Wanna Be's in their place.
(John is walking down the street and a gang of hoodlums rush him)
John says: Back the f*ck up! I roll with the Sham Sham, he'll deal with yo bloodcats.
Suzy: Dam, that guy is so smart, sexy, and handsome. I want Sham Sham!
Ohh la la.
What does "shams" mean?
1. (n) An act of pulling out suddenly and unexpectedly (such as of a parking space, vagina, Iraq war) and then immediately vacating the premises, often in a manner that leads to feelings of later regret and embarrassment on the part of the shams-er and bewildered, unfulfilled disappointment on the part of the shams-ed.
2. (v) -ed, -ing; To change plans or directions quickly and erratically based on impulse and with little forethought.
1. Doug totally pulled a shams and backed out right into the side of that Mercedes.
2. Yeah but right then I remembered that Jessica was probably waiting for me at my apartment so I shamsed it out of there and booked it home half naked but I still just missed her.
Shams - what does it mean?
noun: a girl with exceptional talent in virtually everything she does; takes a dick to the mouth like a champ; ridiculously smart but even more ridiculously sexy; gives phenomenal performances in the bedroom; hips like cinderella; smells like spring flowers when she's having spring showers (down there); coolest fucking chick that you'll ever meet; likes it raw and dirty; falls under every category: cute, sexy, gorgeous, hot
man, that broad's no ordinary broad, she's a shams.
dude, i'd do anything to pretzel a shams.
Shams - meaning
a douchebag who treats girls like they're toys, and has no respect for them. he traps you in his heart and frees you at his will! all he wants is sex sex sex and more sex. he is a very big pot head and likes to play with girls feelings and hearts. he loves making girls cry and making them fall for him. he is a very conceited two faced fake overly confident cunning guy who EVERY girl should be careful of! he is not the right guy and is a big asshole full of FAKE pride, and dignity. he throws people out of his life like they meant nothing to him and worst of all he is a LIAR. he blackmails people and blames his shit on other people and tries to make himself look good. he is a HYPOCRIT and goes out of his way to make whatever he wants happen. when you meet him watch out. he could turn your life into a disaster!
watch out girl he will SHAMS you!
don't fall for him he's just like a SHAMS!
never go for a guy like a SHAMS!
Shams - definition
the inverted penis which results to look like a vagina after a sex change from male to female.
Gross! That "chick" has a shams!! Better be careful around "her"!
Shams - slang
a reference to currency, or money
"Bro, let's go get a dub today."
"I can't man, I ain't got enough shams for that much."
Shams
a kid who really likes to have sex with teachers, especially if they are the head of the upper school.
That's gross, she's like 50 years older than you, you sick shams!!!
Shams
noun. a person that is ridiculously good at everything s/he tries, god-like badass, basically.
verb. the act of being divinely badass
n. ex: Whoa! He could be the next Shams
v. ex: Look at him Shams it up! what a badass.
badass God sexy abs 8 pack
Shams
Don't go there ,it's full of shams