What is shamash?

A Mesopotamian deity in the Akkadian, Assyrian, Babylonian and Hebrew panthions. Used to describe a person as heroic or godlike in their actions.

You are such a fucking shamash

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A penis with way too much hair. An almost uncontrollable amount that sticks out of underwear most of the time.

“Hey I think that guy Matthew is real cute.”
“Yea me too until I found out he has a shamash”