Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shakespeare?

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

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Shakespeare - what is it?

Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.

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What does "shakespeare" mean?

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.

I really want to bang William Shakespeare.

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Shakespeare - what does it mean?

A nickname basketball players get with sick handles.

My friends call me Shakespeare due to my skills to shake people off me when playing basketball.

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Shakespeare - meaning

the man who i worship next to jesus he was the best thing that happend to english..

i kristen ,am the shakepeare queen and i say fuck u to all u shakespeare haters and that he will kill u wen ur asleep U ROCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!!!

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Shakespeare - definition

(n.) 1. an intellectual, deeper than the user of the word.
2. an actor, esp. one who does shakespearean plays.
3. a writer or a poet, esp. a particularly eloquent one
4. someone who uses large words (obfiscates) or speaks in an old-fasioned manner.
from William Shakespeare, a playwrite and poet who is regarded as the best the english language ever had or ever will have.

1. that reverend is a true shakespeare.
2. hey, shakespeare! you got the part of macbeth, or lady mecbeth?
3. he's no shakespeare, but his letters make me feel better.
4. take a look at shakespeare over here! hes all "art thou" and "shouldst" and "manipulative copulation" like, yo!

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Shakespeare - slang

1. rather good but slightly overrated playwright
2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.

"shows over shakespeare" ---Homer Simpson

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Shakespeare

To "shake one's spear".

It is against catholic church rules to do a shakespeare.

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Shakespeare

v. \ˈshāk-ˌspir\ To invent, or otherwise put a new word into practice.

Dude, I just shakespeared the word lesbianesque!

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Shakespeare

William Shakespeare was a brilliant playwright who's works are the cause of constant bitching from people either too stupid to understand them, or too lazy to bother to try.

His most famous works being: Hamlet, Macbeth, and Othello. Which deal with (respectively): A depressed goth kid, Assassinating leaders, and interracial sex...if this isn't relevant to modern times I don't know what is.

OoooMGGGGGGG Shakespeare was the reason I H8ed english class!!!!!!11111111111111111

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