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What is sematary?
Skateboard bail where the deck whips out at high speed, smacking into someone's (or more humorously your own) ankle / achillies tendon. Derived from the scene in Pet Sematary where the kid is under the bed and slashes Jud's achilles tendon
Gomers standing too close to the pipe are at higher risk of Pet Sematary and/or massive head trauma
sematary - meme gif
sematary - video
Sematary - what is it?
greasy chainsmoker with W hair. his music goes fucking hard, haughhhh. true religion everything and american flags everywhere. also guns, knives, baseball bats, and box cutters. we dont dial 911.
-you listen to sematary?
-aughhhhhh
What does "sematary" mean?
That place where you bury someone you can't live without. Only to have to beat them to death again with a shovel in the end.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.
My Grandmother died, so I buried her in the Pet Sematary.
That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.
Sematary - what does it mean?
he's a guy
person 1: who's sematary
person 2: he's a guy
Sematary - meaning
Sematary is a greasy and cute grave man who gains and loses hundreds of pounds every few months, is a box cutter enthusiast, truey jean fiend, goes through loads of cigs in one ig live, doesn't dial 911, affliction tee purchaser, spiked baseball bat wielder and one of the founders of haunted mound
Why is he so greasy?
It is because he is doing a Sematary cosplay.
Sematary - definition
Founder of Haunted Mound, Adult Film Director, Worst Artist Ever, and Prostitute.
sematary grave man hackledown on em.
Sematary - slang
greasy white guy who makes edgy music, part of haunted mound
sematary: haughhhhh
me: shut the fuck up
Sematary
super hot grave man with the greasiest hair ever, has American flags all over his house, and is inspired by chief and who's music killed a mosquito once.
-Babe stop listening to sematary.
-haughhhhh