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What is sega?
PEOPLE! These AWFUL and INACCURATE definitions for Sega HAVE TO STOP! Sega has NEVER made weapons for the military or "photo boots" of any kind.
Sega was founded by an american named David Rosen who saw how popular pinball machines were among soldiers on US military bases. He started a company called Service Games to import these pinball machines to US bases in japan. Eventually he bought out a Jutebox facotry and used it to start making arcade machines. SEGA was printed on the side of the machines because it was short for "SErvice GAmes" and Rosen liked it enough to make it the new name for the company. Eventually they started to release home console systems in japan and fianlly released the SEga Master System(SMS) worldwide(IT WAS OT THEIR FIRST SYSTEM!). Eventually the videogame market crashed and the US assets of Sega had to be sold off but in Japan Sega survived by being bought out by Japanese investors. After that Sega went on the Release the Genesis(also know as Mega Drive in places where Sega was actually popular). The Genesis was a hit because most people weren't willing to wait two more year for the SNES to be released. Sega then screwed up with every hardware item they released after that such as the Game Gear, Nomad, 32X, Sega CD, Saturn and Dreamcast.
Now Sega is sucking the dicks of every other company for money to pay off their seven years of debt.
P.S. Sega has always had poor marketing skills as well.
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sega - video
Sega - what is it?
According to Gord off of Acts of Gord Sega is Japanese for "Compulsive Liar."
Dumb customer: "Sega wouldn't lie."
Gord: "That's right. They would never do that. Do you live in a cave? Sega is Japanese for compulsive liar."
What does "sega" mean?
Gaming company that, with the Genesis, was very popular, especially with Sonic. Got progressively worse as time wore on. Currently attempting to sue the website ytmnd for using their image. there is about a .05% chance they'd win that sort of thing
If Sega had good enough games they wouldnt need to be making money by suing innocent websites (ok, not THAT innocent)
Sega - what does it mean?
they just don't care anymore
Sega in the 90's: an actually decent game company that put up a good fight with the big N
Sega now: sonic boom
Sega - meaning
Getting really really high. Comes in three forms: Sega, Super Sega, and Third Person Sega.
Yo slave bizzle what we doin tonight??
Shit i dont know lets get fucking sega!
Sega - definition
Unofficially synonymous with "SEGA Genesis," possibly because of SEGA of America's renaming to Genesis from the Megadrive, possibly to promote Sega in America better...or something.
Random Friend/Acquaintance: "Hells yea Sonic's the man; I played that all the time on SEGA"
Me: "Schwaa?! SEGA what?"
Random Friend/Acquaintance: "Y'know, SEGA..."
Me: "Genesis? Saturn? Throw me a bone here."
Random Friend/Acquaintance: "The hell's a Saturn? Is that new?"
Sure enough we get to their house and lo and behold--a Genesis.....
Sega - slang
music originating from the small island of Mauritius. very popular and great to dance to. similar to soca.
hits include, nacho betty and tourne li tourne
Sega
Italian for male masturbation.
Farsi ung sega "To cum on oneself"
Sega
Italian slang for male masturbation. Literally translates to English as "saw." The masturbation slang definition comes from the sawing motion used when you "beat the dummy."
Voglio fare una sega stasera! (I want to beat the dummy tonight!)
Sega
Subependymal Giant Cell Astrocytoma (brain tumor)
Fuck I have a Sega
or Sega is always on my mind!