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What is scrotium?
A building material similar to vibranium, but harnessed from a scrotum. Objects build out of scrotium have a leathery texture and hairy exterior, both of which are dependent on the age of the material's benefactor.
I wanted to build my own Iron Man suit, but since I don't have any vibranium, I had to resort to scrotium instead. It's not as sturdy and durable, but the intimidation factor more than makes up for it.
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Scrotium - what is it?
A new phosphate compound discovered by three biology undergraduates. Coming from the combination of the salts from the sweat from the scrotum and Phosphorite.
It is used to help with fertilization of plants and can help with human fertility when needed.
While not approved as of 2023 it is believed to be a good replacement of caffeine for helping with energy. It is currently being tested as replacements for energy drinks.
“Honey I think we have to use the newly discovered Scrotium Phosphate compound if we are to have a child because all of our attempts are failing.”