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What is scampering?
The shuffling walk you do with your pants and underwear around your ankles when you realize you shit yourself and need to locate a good place to escape your soiled predicament
That fart was more than I bargained for, I pulled down my pants to see it indeed was more than fart, it was my lunch, I pamper scampered to the bathroom, removed all my shame and took a shower.
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Scampering - what is it?
When you are either up late at night and get the spooks (like I am at 1:39) or just get spooked out in the dark and get that morphed, scared adrenaline vibe. Slight background movement or change can terrify you and you begin to hear the slightest of sounds, you end up calming your self to sleep or wetting the bed.
Kai: Dude that movie last night was crazy, you saw that guys head come clean off?
Kyle: Yeah man, pretty rad. I thought you knew I had Adrenaline Scampers though, I was fretting all night.
What does "scampering" mean?
The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.
I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.
Scampering - what does it mean?
a person who is mentally/physically handicapped
"hey ted, look at that scamper jumping up and down on the play set."
"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."
Scampering - meaning
The most obnoxious word in the English language.
...Scamper. Fuck. I hate myself.
Scampering - definition
one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.
Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"
Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"
Scampering - slang
What you and your siblings do when your dad comes home drunk
"Quick, scamper, dad's home!"
Scampering
a wet and moist Vagina that has a smell to it, that makes you run away with your nose in the air.
That was one hell of a scamper. I ran so fast from that ho.
Scampering
To run or hurry away from something, usually a fat chick at a party.
Dawg, i just scampered away from this Betty McNasty, I can't belive I away from her huge gaping hagina!!!
Scampering
The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.
1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.