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What is sandcastle?
When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.
Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
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Sandcastle - what is it?
When you feel compelled to destroy something you have built up. (i'm sure there's some technical term for it)
Like, when you go to the beach and you build a sandcastle. The best part about building a sandcastle is jumping on it and watching in sink into the sea.
-Celia grew her nails and then bit them all off! Boy did it feel good.
-Mary grew her hair really really long then cut it all off! She was so happy.
-Janice wrote an entire novel on paper then threw it in the fire. What a laugh.
All these people are enjoying the sandcastle complex.
What does "sandcastle" mean?
Verb: When a Runscape warlord takes lead and completely destroys your carefully sculpted pile, reducing it to 30 options spread across the face of the wilderness within a few minutes.
Tiffany just sandcastled us again...
Sandcastle - what does it mean?
Leftover food stored in a plastic container that causes the food to hold the shape of the container when it is dumped out, much like when you make sandcastles with a plastic bucket.
"I made too much spaghetti last night. I'll be eating sandcastles for days."
Sandcastle - meaning
When a Runescape warlord takes lead and completely destroys your carefully sculpted pile, reducing it to 30 options spread across the face of the wilderness within a few minutes. Much like a fat ginger kid would step on your sandcastle when it is almost complete.
Tiffany just sandcastled us again...
Sandcastle - definition
The act of whining so incessantly that a medieval fortress could conceivably be built from the ample sand dunes blasting forth from your vagina.
Goddamn! Bob's been sandcastling so hard about his job, I could swear we're at the beach.
Sandcastle - slang
-Noun
Another term for A member of the male anatomy, or his penis.
His gens, His shlim shlam, his wiggle tugger, his wenis
Marc: Another penis picture post... never gets old.
Lil: Oh wow that was a penis? I thought it was a sandcastle.
Marc: Omg lmfao
Lil: see? his hand looks like the sand.
Sandcastle
When a guy dips his member in the sand and sticks it up anothers butthole.
Dude I woke up at the beach with sand in my butthole; I am pretty sure that dude I hooked up with last night sandcastled me.
Sandcastle
When you're out of weed and you dig out all the shit from the sides of your grinders to make a bowl of kief.
Yo, I'm out of weed, but do you wanna build a sandcastle?
Sandcastle
When finishing up sex, you kick the shit out of your partner, as you would a sandcastle when you are done building it.
I sandcastled the shit outta that girl last night.