What is samiches?

not to be mistaken for sammich or sandwich a samich is the word understood by women for when her man wants a manwich

guy1: im hungry

Guy2: yea i could go for a manwich

Guy2: women come here

women: yes higher speices

Guy2: go fetch me and guy1 a samich now

women :yes straight away

👍113 👎149

samiches - meme gif

samiches - video

Samiches - what is it?

A sound that neanderthals used instead of the real word - "sandwich" - because of their inability to speak properly due to the underdevelopment of their cerebral cortexes. In modern day, the sound is still commonly used by beings of generally low intelligence that lack the ability to differentiate between clever wordplay and blatantly stupid trends.

"Ooh ooh, ah ah, Congo wan eat banana samich!"

👍159 👎223

What does "samiches" mean?

(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.

Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.

👍121 👎135