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What is salad bar?
When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.
(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)
"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
salad bar - video
Salad bar - what is it?
Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.
Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?
What does "salad bar" mean?
When 4 or more homeless women are in a Toyota Prius having intercourse.
I was driving to work today and i saw a "Salad Bar".
Salad bar - what does it mean?
A place where a group of people gather and form a circle to toss each others salad.
Guy 1: Hey what did you want to do this weekend?
Guy 2: I'm feeling kind of horny so lets hit up the salad bar downtown.
Salad bar - meaning
Christopher: What are we doing tonight
Chuck: Getting salad barred.
Salad bar - definition
When two lovers simultaneously perform the act of salad tossing on each other.
If things go well tonight, Kenny and I are going to sample salad bar!
Salad bar - slang
used as an adjective when something or someone is so dumbfoundingly dumb looking.
matt: hey dude, look at thatn guy, hes wearing a rainbow tie!
Josh: dude, what a salad bar
Salad bar
There is a salad bar at the restaurant I work at. A salad bar has salad and other healthy food that appeals to people who are conscious about what goes into their body.
Because the restaurant I work at has a salad bar, I have to deal with guests who freak out when they see the salad bar. They exclaim, "Ohhh look at that a salad bar!" and then they walk over to it and check it out/flirt with it while the children are near.
Usually, airhead fags hang around the salad bar exclaiming, "salad bar!" and hogging a restaurant booth talking about how to lose weight while their server overlooks them pondering how much time their wasting on these idiots.
Laura : Ohhh look salad bar! OMG! SALAD BAR! Stop walking for a second, SALAD BAR IS ATTRACTING ME! IT'S SO NICE AND SEXY.
Hostess: Oh jeez! *Rolls eyes*
Salad bar
(adj.) A form of logically-flawed apologeticism: Evidence that selectively favors one's position, the unfavorable evidence being ignored.
Social economic Darwinists (SEDs) are salad bar nature fanciers; they ignore the fact that nature has no policemen and thus the equilibrium in such a "free" (SED) society will inevitably be one with far more inequality, fraud, and criminal activity.
Salad bar
A row of nice asses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto
I ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night