As quiet as a mouse but as soon as Dwight Yoakam comes on, he bounces off the walls with excitement like a sex mad chimpanzee. Touch his neck and he will squirm and squeak with fear. No one knows what he is capable of. Sometimes you will be lucky enough to witness rowan noise, an ear piercing hum that is cute but annoying that will give you the urge to beat him. He enjoys the simple things in life and has a spiritual connection to chicken nuggets.
Wow, that guy is doing a Rowan! Whats that sound?,
rowan- typically related to a boy, but is in fact a generally female name, rowans are crazy, weird, but very fun to be around, rowans are hugaholics need lots of love, or they might do something that everyone will regret.
rowans are creative, artistic, and just generally, intelligent...
sometimes.
rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius.
rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.
rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.
love them or hate them, rowans don't force you to think anything about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and mess with your mind and heart along the the way
don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
person: hey rowan!
rowan: hey person :3
person: what with the face?
rowan:you mean yours? its messed up.
person:(shouting) WHY DID YOU SAY THAT???
rowan: (shouting equally loud) BECAUSE YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF MY FACE!!!!!! ITS NOT MY FAULT I AM UGLY!!
person: WTF??YOUR NOT UGLY!!
rowan: YES I AM!!
person: NO YOU AREN'T!! YOUR BEAUTIFUL, I LOVE YOU!!
rowan: really?
person: really.
rowan: i love you too <3
Rowans can be either male or female, and are very kind and caring...however they have their ups and downs.
You don't want to mess with a Rowan. They are loyal in relationships and will stick up for their friends.
They are generally more arty, but can also be into sport. Rowans are loud with their friends but quiet with strangers.
They are also into animals and care deeply for their pets if they own one.
They are annoying at home and annoy their families
Stranger: Hey whats up
Rowan: um not much
Friend: Hey whats up
a rowan rowan is when somebody shoves a stuffed animal up their ass and then superglue there arse cheeks together n them lick the stuffed animal after it comes out