Definder - what does the word mean?

What is retched?

The act of giving your loved one a rim job, then finding bits of toilet paper stuck in their corn-hole, and it making you so sick that you puke in their ass

"Last night I when I was pleasuring Roscoe, I rim retched because he didn't properly wipe"

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Retched - what is it?

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.

"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

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What does "retched" mean?

noun.: When the female is giving the male head. She makes a small insinuation in the guys scrotum. She then proceeds to drink orange juice and spit it into the males scrotum. She tapes up the Hole and saves it for later.

Adjective.: A nickname inferring that that person is gay, waste of time and/or has a sick mind. Basicly that person is a fagot.

That crazy bitch game me a retch retch.

My sack still hurts for that retch retch your mom gave me.

Your such a retch retch.

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Retched - what does it mean?

Right, directly, exactly.

I'm gonna have all you women / retch under my command. --Muddy Waters, "Got My Mojo Working"

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Retched - meaning

Bad weed.

"Man, you smell that?"

"Yea, someone's smoking some retch."

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Retched - definition

A debacherer, a pervert or utter cunt.
Notably aggressive in nature, someone who needs to re-learn their apparently native tongue.
Someone who enjoys vadalism, especially egg-throwing and ripping England flags off of chav's cars.
A person with a very low sense of loyalty and absolutely no morals.
Someone who thinks that utterly shite music is "Bo." and has a VERY small penis. Seriously.
A person who may shout at people who don't understand why someone would try to pick up all the glass on the floor after a concert.

If you were in a pub and someone put on Shania Twain, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and a scrawny little rat with a two inch hard on danced past you, smoking a spliff and popping pills, dancing like a tit-wank with a pool cue saying something along the lines of "Yeah man, like, nintendo, like...man...like..." whilst hitting on your girlfriend even AFTER she has said no, he would be considered a Retch.

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Retched - slang

Being absolutely repulsed and made sick from something that's fucking revolting

Kev: have you seen that "two girls one cup" video
Joanne: stop I'm still retching retch

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Retched

The perfect girl. She is the best thing that could ever happen to anyone. She is ridiculously hot. She has a bitch face every time but it is only because she is very shy. So adorable, she will give you the purest love ever. Also, she is very thick

Retche is wife material, just give the opportunity to the hottestand cutest chic.

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Retched

to vomit.

I think I am going to retch.

And suddenly, from out of no where, masses of people ran out of the building, on to the street at near record-setting paces, only stopping to retch. The retching continued, the people in the back and slower ones, slipped on the excretments, and became part of the conglomeration on the ground.

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Retched

fuckin ugly ass bitch!!!

"That chick is retched!!!!!!!!!!"

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