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What is restrain?
A beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy, shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property.
Leon met Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now.
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Restrain - what is it?
A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone
That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him!
What does "restrain" mean?
What posh people call ball stranglers or tighty whiteys.
"I was in my Bentley on my way to have tea with the queen but I was forced to return home due to the fact that my new restraining orders were chafing."
Restrain - what does it mean?
A very fine girly's bra to hold the boobles
"Let me take off your booble restrainer and unleash the beasts"
Restrain - meaning
The purpose of restraining orders are to employ lawyers. This is a 2 part process. The primary lawyer gets paid to file the restraining order. The secondary lawyer gets paid to defend the perp when they violate the order....usually because the order is total bullshit and used by a STBX to gain the upper hand ( and the house) in the divorce.
"My bitch wife got a restraining order and now Im living in a van down by the river".
Restrain - definition
just another way of saying I love you
Please tell the gentleman who keeps sending me those letters that contain words like "cease and desist" and "restraining order" that there's really no need.
Restrain - slang
The ultimate certificate of devotion.
Phoebe: Where are the seats?
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there!
restraining order.
Restrain
When you use objects such as ties or leather straps to keep someone from moving
I restrained her you ask?
Yeah I tied that bitch up and made her squeel!
Restrain
When you really want to do something but, you know it's wrong and you keep yourself away from doing it.
Roger restrained himself from leaving because he knew he would get caught.
Restrain
He is struggling to restrain himself from losing his temper.