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What is repair guy?
the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
repair guy - video
Repair guy - what is it?
A man who dates women after they've had a bad breakup and helps them see that not all men are assholes. They aren't often in long term relationships because when their job is done the woman often leaves for someone better.
Person One: Hey, did you hear Monty and Amber are dating?
Person Two: It won't last long. He's just the Repair Guy.