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What is quantum physics?
the act of penetrating a girl from behind using peanut butter as lube while a dog is eating her out, and then switching positions with the dog.
"Dude! me and your mum got together for some Quantum Physics last night."
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Quantum physics - what is it?
Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.
Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.
What does "quantum physics" mean?
Some ant man type shit or smth
Guy:you know about Quantum physics?
Guy2:I ain't ant man
Quantum physics - what does it mean?
Sexual attraction to or any sexual act involving dimensional rifts/dark matter, i.e. black holes, wormholes
Have you seen the new quantum physicality vid? That hole gets f**ked HARD!
Quantum physics - meaning
The science the "smart" people claim to understand, mentioning things like Schrodinger's Cat and Superposition, yet for some reason don't know how to use the Schrodinger Equation or how to use Eigenvectors in any way whatsoever.
Me: What the fuck are you good at, mate?
"Smart" Person: Ah yes, I am an intellectual expert in the science of Quantum Physics. Truly a master of photosynthesis.
Me: Ah yes, fuck you too.
Quantum physics - definition
The physics which deals with the universe on a microscopic scale, which basically tells us that what we think we see isn't ACTUALLY there, and that the universe as we perceive it to be is only the way it is because we choose to see it as such. Nothing exists as more than a field of probability.
Teacher: I didn't see you in class today, Bobby.
Bobby: According to Quantum Physics, there's still a chance I was there!
Quantum physics - slang
Quantum Physics or Quantum mechanics is a set of principles underlying the most basic known represantation of all systems at the microscopic scale.
Would usually cause an average person extreme headache trying to understand the said principle.
Person 1: Have you studied Quantum Physics?
Person 2: No, I was too busy clipping my toenails.
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I give up! Quantum Physics is just too hard! How do people even come up with this stuff?!
What the hell is reality???!!!
Quantum physics
a massive headache that wont stop
god quantum physics class gave me a narly head ache
Quantum physics
The reason why one sock disappears when you do your laundry.
Although reliable intelligence sources indicate that Iraq has been developing weapons of mass destruction, they may never be found due to quantum physics.