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What is psychosomatic?

The science of using mentally manipulative or coercive tactics to induce a change in the physical symptoms an behaviours of viral disease, psychosomticaly.

It is widely believed umong pathologists that biological viruses are far more like computer viruses than originally thought an thus their victims far more susceptible to the psychosomatic effects associated to them.. possibly inducing character change that spreads further than the hosts originally psycosomatically inoculated.

It appears we have undergone the most extensive tests in psychosomatic viralmorphology ever attempted before and should have lots of new data.

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Psychosomatic - what is it?

The science of using mentally manipulative or coercive tactics to induce a change in the physical symptoms an behaviours of viral disease, psychosomticaly.

It is widely believed umong pathologists that biological viruses are far more like computer viruses than originally thought an thus their victims far more susceptible to the psychosomatic effects associated to them.. possibly inducing character change that spreads further than the hosts originally psycosomatically indoctrinated.

It appears we have undergone the most extensive tests in psychosomatic viralmorphia ever attempted before and should have lots of new data.

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What does "psychosomatic" mean?

When you are in pain but your mind makes pain feel much worse, when you think and feel like you are sick but yoor not.In my friends case, being an idiot

Me: hey idiot check out this broken wire

Idiot: Dont touch me with that you will hurt me *idiot sounds*

Me: *touches him with my finger

Idiot:*cries* Ow stop that hurts

Me and other friends: *touches wire and doesnt get shocked*

Me:it didnt shock me or my friends

Stupid crying Bitch idiot: Well are we the same? We have different skin, i have hispanic skin and you have black skin

Me: What i touched you with my finger

Idiot: shut up *cries*

This is how dumb people can be
I know this because this because this happened 2 hours ago

My brain cells: Gone

Psychosomatic

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Psychosomatic - what does it mean?

adj. poor state of mind affecting the body. A great word to throw into songs.

Breathe with me

Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psychosomatic addict insane!
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psycho...somatic addict insane!

Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim!
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale!

REPEAT CHORUS

Come Breathe with me
Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

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Psychosomatic - meaning

When mental states an beliefs cause physiological changes to occure.

The scientifically observed effect that when a patient is made convinced that he or she will exhibit symptoms so begins to exhibit them despite no original underlining physical cause.

Billy is convinced he'll loose all his hair like his father, he doesn't realise that's not his dad!
Then his hair is probably falling out due to a psychosomatic effect.

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Psychosomatic - definition

When the doctor won't take the time to find out whats wrong with you and then precedes to makes you think you're crazy

An example of a psychosomatic illness is when a doctor says you need to see a psychiatrist, because you were tired all the time and then another doctor runs some blood test and concluded you have mono

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